Come to the Dark Side, there are were kittens.

 

So, I feel like any new storyline needs two consecutive posts to be established... I was going to post the second Jedi Java, but this just wanted to be free.

Let me address some points...

#1- "Christina, this is the second force choke this month, I'm starting to worry." Don't. I am so in love with force choking things right now that I will probably force choke the shit out of everything for the next year. I am SO amused by it.

#2- "Vadar has a pink blanket." Yes, well he is secretly a softie. Which is why he got a kitten in the first place. What happened after that doesn't matter.

#3- "But that doesn't look like a kitten, it looks like a cat." Yes I know. But if I had drawn an uber cute kitten this comic would have killed your soul. I'm looking out for you.

Also I would like to thank my landlord and my cat.

Jedi Java #1

 

 We are actually going to be calling this "Jedi Java", rather than "Star Java"... I decided that if Lucas wants to come kick my ass it would be really cool.

I'd like to send my love out to DeathStarPR today. You can follow them on twitter and on their blog, I suggest you do so right away.... I know its great to be all peace loving and white wearing, but when shit hits the fan you're probably going to want to join the Empire. (...and Google. But I'm pretty sure they are a crafty plan of the Empire's.)

Star Wars Briefing Room

Yes, I am feeling morbid. Thanks for noticing.

The Adventures of Normal Kid #2

In case you missed it... Read The Adventures of Normal Kid #1.

The Adventures of Normal Kid #1

Just when you thought this blog was about Star Wars too.